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    *Short Films:
    "I'm into Robots..."
    Prank call where I tell the phone sex girl I'm into Robots with No Emotion. • PLAY
    "I'm into Early 90's Slang..."
    Prank call where I tell the phone sex girl I'm into Robots with No Emotion. • PLAY
    "Every Week on Entourage"
    I co-wrote and star in this parody of Entourage - where the same thing happens every episode. • PLAY
    "I'm into Bad Stand-Up..."
    Prank call where I tell the phone sex girl I'm into bad stand-up comedians. • PLAY
    UnTopical Man On the Street
    I ask passersby about stuff that isn't relevant at all. • PLAY
    DP Ruins Terminator Trailer
    The original Terminator trailer before Christian Bale fired the DP. • PLAY
    Sayid Bombs at Stand-Up
    Watch Lost? Here's some downtime on the island. • PLAY
    I'm Into Clippy...
    I call a phone sex girl and let her know I'm really into Clippy from MS Word.• PLAY
    Gil on Jimmy Fallon
    Watch as I sell Ayn Rand books like hot dogs.• PLAY
    * Tuesday, May 25, 2010 :
    30 Days of Ellen DeGeneres Look-a-Likes

    During this past American Idol season, I noticed that Ellen DeGeneres looked really weird. I knew she looked like something, put couldn't put my finger on just what that was. So I decided to try an experiment. 30 days of Ellen Look-a-Likes. I posted the entries on Twitter and Facebook. Here are all 30 of them, with a few submissions I got along the way at the end.

    1) Lori Petty Aged 45 years
    2) Link from Zelda in Benetton Clothing
    3) A Prune and an Aryan had Sex
    4) An Albino Hobbit
    5) Big Bird with No Feathers
    6) Maxine Headroom
    7) Powder with a Caesar
    8) A Stylish Fire Marshall Bill
    9) Draco Malfoy has Mono
    10) Lesbian Ethan Hawke
    11) Nurse Jackie's Grandfather
    12) Christopher Lloyd with Highlights
    13) The Ghost of Ellen DeGeneres
    14) A Yellow Raisin
    15) Neil Patrick Harris has no Oxygen to Breath
    16) Electrocuted Skeleton of Donald Duck
    17) Teenage Paul Bettany
    18) Willem Dafoe dressed as Fred from Scooby-Doo
    19) Ewan McGregor after being in a Sauna for 8 Months
    20) Anorexic Dennis the Menace shops at Ann Taylor
    21) Tony Randall Baptized in Bleach
    22) Michael Cera with Nearly Lethal Sun Stroke
    23) Jane Lynch had sex with a Joker on a Playing Card
    24) Tranny Peter-Panny
    25) Martina Navratilova Swallows an Entire Box of Chalk (via @hiprobbie)
    26) A Raccoon Got Trapped Inside a Tanning Bed (via @JamisonGuest)
    27) E.T.'s Finger (via @ebrawley)
    28) The Twin Brother of the British Science Teacher from Willy Wonka (via @curtisgwinn)
    29) The Decaying, Dead, Gap-Toothed Body of Cloris Leachman (via @adampally)
    30) Microwaved Judi Dench in the Colonel Sanders Outfit

    American Idol Look-a-Like Bonus: Adam Lambert looks like Natalie from Facts of Life if she were a Greaser


    Other Great Submissions I got for Ellen Look-a-Likes:

    -Carey Mulligan has been through a Tornado
    -Johnny from Cobra Kai born as an Old Eunuch
    -Frozen Lance Bass (via @emilystrachan)
    -Glenn Close as a Nickelodeon Game Show Host (via Kate Riley)
    -Paris Hilton mid-shrink process in the Shrinky Dink oven if she was a Shrinky Dink decal. (via Julia Grace)
    -If Gollum and Ken from Barbie had a lovechild. (via Anna Rose Roisman)
    -Hero of the Hudson, Sully Sullenberger shaves his mustache. (via Brian Faas)
    -10-year-old Owen Wilson in seersucker. (via @citizenhudson)
    posted by Gil Ozeri @ 9:49 AM  
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