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    *Short Films:
    "I'm into Robots..."
    Prank call where I tell the phone sex girl I'm into Robots with No Emotion. • PLAY
    "I'm into Early 90's Slang..."
    Prank call where I tell the phone sex girl I'm into Robots with No Emotion. • PLAY
    "Every Week on Entourage"
    I co-wrote and star in this parody of Entourage - where the same thing happens every episode. • PLAY
    "I'm into Bad Stand-Up..."
    Prank call where I tell the phone sex girl I'm into bad stand-up comedians. • PLAY
    UnTopical Man On the Street
    I ask passersby about stuff that isn't relevant at all. • PLAY
    DP Ruins Terminator Trailer
    The original Terminator trailer before Christian Bale fired the DP. • PLAY
    Sayid Bombs at Stand-Up
    Watch Lost? Here's some downtime on the island. • PLAY
    I'm Into Clippy...
    I call a phone sex girl and let her know I'm really into Clippy from MS Word.• PLAY
    Gil on Jimmy Fallon
    Watch as I sell Ayn Rand books like hot dogs.• PLAY
    * Wednesday, May 26, 2010 :
    War Pigs!
    If you're here, then you probably already know that I made the web site for the movie War Pigs!

    If not, here's the deal - I designed an entire site for a fake movie, a hoax, intended to be the next film in line from the producers of "Wild Hogs" and "Old Dogs." It's called "War Pigs" and it's about four suburban dads who decide to go into North Korea in order to get their kidnapped children back from Kim Jong-Il.
     
    The website is here: warpigsmovie.com

    Hope you like it! Please pass it on. If we're lucky this horrific movie will actually get made.
    posted by Gil Ozeri @ 12:45 PM   1 comments
    * Tuesday, May 25, 2010 :
    30 Days of Ellen DeGeneres Look-a-Likes

    During this past American Idol season, I noticed that Ellen DeGeneres looked really weird. I knew she looked like something, put couldn't put my finger on just what that was. So I decided to try an experiment. 30 days of Ellen Look-a-Likes. I posted the entries on Twitter and Facebook. Here are all 30 of them, with a few submissions I got along the way at the end.

    1) Lori Petty Aged 45 years
    2) Link from Zelda in Benetton Clothing
    3) A Prune and an Aryan had Sex
    4) An Albino Hobbit
    5) Big Bird with No Feathers
    6) Maxine Headroom
    7) Powder with a Caesar
    8) A Stylish Fire Marshall Bill
    9) Draco Malfoy has Mono
    10) Lesbian Ethan Hawke
    11) Nurse Jackie's Grandfather
    12) Christopher Lloyd with Highlights
    13) The Ghost of Ellen DeGeneres
    14) A Yellow Raisin
    15) Neil Patrick Harris has no Oxygen to Breath
    16) Electrocuted Skeleton of Donald Duck
    17) Teenage Paul Bettany
    18) Willem Dafoe dressed as Fred from Scooby-Doo
    19) Ewan McGregor after being in a Sauna for 8 Months
    20) Anorexic Dennis the Menace shops at Ann Taylor
    21) Tony Randall Baptized in Bleach
    22) Michael Cera with Nearly Lethal Sun Stroke
    23) Jane Lynch had sex with a Joker on a Playing Card
    24) Tranny Peter-Panny
    25) Martina Navratilova Swallows an Entire Box of Chalk (via @hiprobbie)
    26) A Raccoon Got Trapped Inside a Tanning Bed (via @JamisonGuest)
    27) E.T.'s Finger (via @ebrawley)
    28) The Twin Brother of the British Science Teacher from Willy Wonka (via @curtisgwinn)
    29) The Decaying, Dead, Gap-Toothed Body of Cloris Leachman (via @adampally)
    30) Microwaved Judi Dench in the Colonel Sanders Outfit

    American Idol Look-a-Like Bonus: Adam Lambert looks like Natalie from Facts of Life if she were a Greaser


    Other Great Submissions I got for Ellen Look-a-Likes:

    -Carey Mulligan has been through a Tornado
    -Johnny from Cobra Kai born as an Old Eunuch
    -Frozen Lance Bass (via @emilystrachan)
    -Glenn Close as a Nickelodeon Game Show Host (via Kate Riley)
    -Paris Hilton mid-shrink process in the Shrinky Dink oven if she was a Shrinky Dink decal. (via Julia Grace)
    -If Gollum and Ken from Barbie had a lovechild. (via Anna Rose Roisman)
    -Hero of the Hudson, Sully Sullenberger shaves his mustache. (via Brian Faas)
    -10-year-old Owen Wilson in seersucker. (via @citizenhudson)
    posted by Gil Ozeri @ 9:49 AM   0 comments
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  • *Other Stuff I Do:
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  • *Press:
  • Gil interviewed by Metromix
  • Gil written up on the Apiary
  • Gil written up on Gizmodo
  • Gil mentioned on the Sundance Channel
  • FOX News Article about Gil's Untopical Reporter
  • Gil interviewed on 96.5 WCMF - The Break Room
  • Gil's Lost short featured in TV Guide
  • Gil's Prank on Videogum
  • Gil interviewed on 92.3 Free FM
  • Gil's pranks in Comedy Central Insider
  • Gil's Lost short mentioned in NY Magazine Online
  • Hot Sauce on the Cover of the Charleston City Paper
  • Hot Sauce in the Hollywood Reporter for the Montreal Comedy Festival
  • Hot Sauce's Ysketball named TimeOutNY Short of the Year
  • TimeOutNY says "Hot Sauce likely has a future in Late Night"
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  • A Night of 140 Tweets
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  • "I'm into Bad Houseguests..."
  • Ask Me Anything
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