As you all know, Charlie Sheen is having a great time right now. A while back, before the whole Tiger Blood debacle, I had an idea after speaking to someone about the CBS show, "Two and a Half Men." Here's what came to mind:

Charlie Sheen is the highest paid actor on television.
Two and a Half Men is the most watched comedy on TV.
Two and a Half Men is also a crutch for every comedian when they need to reference the worst thing on TV.

I have also never seen a single episode.

Now, "Two and a Half Men" might be terrible. But I don't want to make any "judgments" before I see it.

My plan is to videotape myself watching every single episode of "Two and a Half Men" (around 177 episodes) in a single sitting. Now for the remarkable part. At around 21 minutes per episode, this roughly equates to 62 hours, or appropriately and amazingly, it equates to a running time of exactly: Two and a Half Days!

Hence - Two and a Half Days of Two and a Half Men.

So here's the plan. Funny or Die is producing and my good friend Curtis Gwinn is directing. What better time to do this, then when Charlie Sheen is WINNING. So it's all happening - this weekend starting tomorrow morning, Friday, March 4th (around 10AM PST) - Sunday night, March 6th.

I am locking myself in a room. We'll have cameras capturing all the footage. I will hopefully lose my mind. We'll have a bunch of guests too -- including Paul Scheer, John Gemberling, Jon Daly, Brett Gelman, Curtis Gwinn, Emily Strachan, Paul Rust, and yes we will have porn stars!

You can check in with me, ask me questions, etc. as the event will be broadcast live on Yowie at http://www.yowie.com/show/2ad

I can't wait to see if I can make it! BUT - I believe I can do this, because as Charlie Sheen says, “Can’t is the cancer of happen.”