<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225</id><updated>2010-02-02T12:56:18.603-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Know Gil*</title><subtitle type='html'>The website of comedian, actor and writer Gil Ozeri.</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>21</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-4533400785970723723</id><published>2010-02-02T12:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-02T12:55:38.195-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Other Others</title><content type='html'>Check out this LOST parody video I'm in, with the hilarious &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/curtisgwinn"&gt;Curtis Gwinn&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://adampallyballs.com"&gt;Adam Pally&lt;/a&gt; and John Gemberling. It was directed by Dan Eckman of &lt;a href="http://www.derrickcomedy.com"&gt;Derrick Comedy&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The video is about the "other" survivors on the island and was made for a E! Television sketch show pilot that never made it to air.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="550" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_de2afa2d88"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=de2afa2d88" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed width="550" height="400" flashvars="key=de2afa2d88" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_de2afa2d88" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-4533400785970723723?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/4533400785970723723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2010/02/other-others.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/4533400785970723723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/4533400785970723723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2010/02/other-others.html' title='The Other Others'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-5018624723965752643</id><published>2009-12-01T07:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T07:11:09.985-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Water Me, Bro</title><content type='html'>Check out this new short I co-wrote with the hilarious &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/EmilyStrachan"&gt;Emily Strachan&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a plant leaving a series of messages for his owner, after he forgets to be watered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LESSON: WATER YOUR PLANTS!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="540" height="330"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/USZq6fWIgMo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/USZq6fWIgMo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="540" height="330"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-5018624723965752643?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/5018624723965752643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/12/water-me-bro.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/5018624723965752643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/5018624723965752643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/12/water-me-bro.html' title='Water Me, Bro'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-7952680967137103414</id><published>2009-10-29T13:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T13:17:45.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm into Bad Houseguests..."</title><content type='html'>Hey guys - my new round of animated phone sex pranks is up on College Humor - take a look at it below! This time I told the phone sex operator I was into Bad Houseguests.  You know, the kind that never leave. The call is 100% real, and 100% expensive.  Thanks again to &lt;a href="http://www.danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt;, who animated it.  If you have a minute, Digg it &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comics_animation/Phone_Sex_Pranks_Act_Like_A_Houseguest_NSFW"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923849&amp;fullscreen=1" width="540" height="320" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923849&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923849&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="540" height="320"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-7952680967137103414?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/7952680967137103414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/10/hey-guys-my-new-round-of-animated-phone.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/7952680967137103414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/7952680967137103414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/10/hey-guys-my-new-round-of-animated-phone.html' title='&quot;I&apos;m into Bad Houseguests...&quot;'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-211725965831668461</id><published>2009-09-30T20:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T20:49:52.639-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ask Me Anything</title><content type='html'>Hey - got interviewed by Metromix this week. Check it out &lt;a href="http://newyork.metromix.com/events/article/five-minutes-with-gil/1502196/content"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, my one man show, Buzzy Shore's Master Class in Comedy, got &lt;a href="http://www.theapiary.org/the-apiary/2009/9/25/buzzy-shores-master-class-in-comedy-the-ucbt-ny-9249.html"&gt;written up&lt;/a&gt; by the wonderful people of the Apiary. My final show in NYC (before I take it on the road to LA) is this Friday @ 7PM (October 2nd). Make &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2082"&gt;reservations&lt;/a&gt; now!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-211725965831668461?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/211725965831668461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/09/ask-me-anything.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/211725965831668461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/211725965831668461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/09/ask-me-anything.html' title='Ask Me Anything'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-7641775174101520840</id><published>2009-08-03T10:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T10:33:55.542-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Wig Awards</title><content type='html'>Here are the winners of this years &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Wig Awards&lt;/span&gt; - the awards given to the best use of wigs in entertainment.  I co-wrote this with my good friend &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/178"&gt;Gavin Speiller&lt;/a&gt;. It was directed by the super talented &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/141"&gt;Mitch Magee&lt;/a&gt; with &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/657"&gt;Todd Beiber&lt;/a&gt; as the cinematographer, edited by &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/1222"&gt;Nate Dern&lt;/a&gt;, and Ed Mundy on special effects.  There are also a bunch of hilarious people in it and it was produced by &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com"&gt;UCBcomedy&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="540" height="330"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHA4g-M12Cg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHA4g-M12Cg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="540" height="330"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-7641775174101520840?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/7641775174101520840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/08/wig-awards.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/7641775174101520840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/7641775174101520840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/08/wig-awards.html' title='The Wig Awards'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-5558412055515265089</id><published>2009-07-19T22:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-19T23:01:22.086-07:00</updated><title type='text'>UnTopical Man on the Street 3: Brüno</title><content type='html'>Brüno or Borat? This is my third installment from the series "Untopical Man on the Street." This time I went out to talk to people who just got out of Brüno on Opening night. The only twist is that all the questions are not relevant at all. It was shot by the magical &lt;a href="http://www.chubbyskinnykids.com/"&gt;Dan Gregor&lt;/a&gt; and edited by the wonderful &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/kapecomedy"&gt;Kelly Hudson&lt;/a&gt;. If you have a sec, &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Correspondent_mistakes_Bruno_for_Borat"&gt;Digg&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="540" height="330"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TrrslvKz7eQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TrrslvKz7eQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="540" height="330"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-5558412055515265089?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/5558412055515265089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/07/untopical-man-on-street-3-bruno.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/5558412055515265089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/5558412055515265089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/07/untopical-man-on-street-3-bruno.html' title='UnTopical Man on the Street 3: Brüno'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-9118082285995985438</id><published>2009-07-09T14:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T14:22:43.421-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm into Motivational Speakers"</title><content type='html'>Another animated prank call on College Humor below! This time, I told the phone sex girl I was into motivational speakers.  Again, the call is 100% real, and 100% expensive.  Thanks again to &lt;a href="http://www.danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt;, who is an awesome animator. If you have a minute, Digg it &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comics_animation/Phone_Sex_Pranks_Motivational_Speaker"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1916435&amp;fullscreen=1" width="540" height="320" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1916435&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1916435&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="540" height="320"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-9118082285995985438?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/9118082285995985438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/07/im-into-motivational-speakers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/9118082285995985438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/9118082285995985438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/07/im-into-motivational-speakers.html' title='&quot;I&apos;m into Motivational Speakers&quot;'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-2487051925127634847</id><published>2009-06-17T15:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T15:42:40.972-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Master Class in Comedy</title><content type='html'>Hey guys!  Just wanted to let you know about my upcoming one-man show this Friday, June 19th at 8PM.  The show is a spoof instructional guide on breaking into Hollywood taught by failed Catskills comedian Buzzy Shore. I'd love if you could make it. The details are below, including my poster in which I look &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;very&lt;/span&gt; scummy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT: Buzzy Shore's Master Class in Comedy&lt;br /&gt;WHEN: Friday, June 19th 8PM&lt;br /&gt;WHERE: Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre NYC&lt;br /&gt;307 West 26th Street (BTW 8th and 9th Ave.)&lt;br /&gt;HOW MUCH: $10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For reservations call (212) 366-9176 or go here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2082"&gt;http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2082&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4474/postergilozeri.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-2487051925127634847?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/2487051925127634847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/06/master-class-in-comedy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/2487051925127634847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/2487051925127634847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/06/master-class-in-comedy.html' title='A Master Class in Comedy'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-3370054978571499099</id><published>2009-06-15T17:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-15T17:09:27.846-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Every Week on Entourage</title><content type='html'>Here's a new parody short of HBO's &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Entourage&lt;/span&gt;, which has had the same plot line for the last five seasons. I co-wrote it with Adam Pally (Hot Sauce, Death by Roo) and it was shot by the guys over at College Humor - take a look at it below! It also stars the following hilarious people - &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1293885/"&gt;Bobby Moynihan&lt;/a&gt; (SNL), &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1383735/"&gt;Curtis Gwinn&lt;/a&gt; (Fat Guy Stuck in Internet), &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3042755/"&gt;Thomas Middleditch&lt;/a&gt; (Splinterheads), and &lt;a href="http://www.gabrus.com"&gt;Jon Gabrus&lt;/a&gt; (MoCap, LLC). If you have a minute, Digg it &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Every_Episode_of_Entourage_is_the_Same_parody"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1914477&amp;fullscreen=1" width="540" height="320" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1914477&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1914477&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="540" height="320"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-3370054978571499099?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/3370054978571499099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/06/every-week-on-entourage.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/3370054978571499099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/3370054978571499099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/06/every-week-on-entourage.html' title='Every Week on Entourage'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-6995584660758700728</id><published>2009-06-03T09:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-03T09:39:36.772-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm Into Robots with No Emotions..."</title><content type='html'>My next animated phone call is up on College Humor - take a look at it below! This time, I called up a phone sex girl and told her I was into robots with no emotions (think Haley Joel Osment from A.I.)  Again, the call is 100% real, and 100% expensive.  Thanks again to &lt;a href="http://www.danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt;, who is an awesome animator. If you have a minute, Digg it &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comics_animation/Phone_Sex_Pranks_Robots_Turn_Me_On"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1913296&amp;fullscreen=1" width="540" height="320" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1913296&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1913296&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="540" height="320"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-6995584660758700728?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/6995584660758700728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/06/im-into-robots-with-no-emotions.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/6995584660758700728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/6995584660758700728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/06/im-into-robots-with-no-emotions.html' title='&quot;I&apos;m Into Robots with No Emotions...&quot;'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-6532263509965108842</id><published>2009-05-06T10:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T10:52:05.064-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm into Early 90's Slang"</title><content type='html'>They're here! My first animated phone call is up on College Humor - take a look at it below! If you don't know the premise, I called a phone sex girl and told her I was into something really weird - early 90's slang.  The call is 100% real, and 100% expensive.  Thanks again to &lt;a href="http://www.danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt;, who did such a great job animating it. I love how creepy I look. If you have a minute, Digg it &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Phone_Sex_Pranks_Early_90_s_Slang_Gets_Me_Off"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1907844&amp;fullscreen=1" width="540" height="320" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1907844&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1907844&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="540" height="320"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-6532263509965108842?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/6532263509965108842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/05/im-into-early-90s-slang.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/6532263509965108842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/6532263509965108842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/05/im-into-early-90s-slang.html' title='&quot;I&apos;m into Early 90&apos;s Slang&quot;'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-160293321434578854</id><published>2009-04-10T10:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T15:29:37.446-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Few Things Off My Chest</title><content type='html'>A few small things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) I'm on Twitter now, so you can follow my ground-breaking random thoughts here - &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/gilozeri"&gt;http://twitter.com/gilozeri&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) The FOX News affiliate in Philly, did a &lt;a href="http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Untopical_Reporter_Baffles_Interviewees_SAB_040720092392309"&gt;short piece&lt;/a&gt; about my Untopical Man on the Street. Check it out! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) I was interviewed on the "&lt;a href="http://www.wcmf.com/pages/1420057.php"&gt;Break Room&lt;/a&gt;" WCMF 96.5 in New York about my phone sex pranks. A day earlier they played my Old-Timey Barber prank on the air - &lt;a href="http://www.iknowgil.com/audio/breakroom.mp3"&gt;listen to it here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) I played a newsie in a new &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TlOVH2TJ34"&gt;short&lt;/a&gt; from the guys at LandlineTV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) I just saw a cut of the first animated phone sex prank and it looks awesome!  &lt;a href="http://www.danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt; did an amazing job. It should be coming out really soon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6) Finally, I'm honored to now be performing with the improv team &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1909"&gt;Death by Roo Roo&lt;/a&gt; every Saturday night at 9PM at UCB. Come check out a show!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-160293321434578854?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/160293321434578854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/04/few-things-off-my-chest.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/160293321434578854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/160293321434578854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/04/few-things-off-my-chest.html' title='A Few Things Off My Chest'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-9151887578789990013</id><published>2009-04-06T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T13:36:33.296-07:00</updated><title type='text'>UnTopical Man on the Street 2</title><content type='html'>Here's the second installment from the series "Untopical Man on the Street." This time we went around Central Park. Just in case you didn't see the &lt;a href="http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/untopical-man-on-street.html"&gt;last one&lt;/a&gt;, I went around and asked passersby about stuff that's not in the news anymore or relevant at all. Pay specific attention to the dude that sounds like Christopher Walken - he is simply amazing. It was shot by &lt;a href="http://www.chubbyskinnykids.com/"&gt;Dan Gregor&lt;/a&gt; and edited by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/kapecomedy"&gt;Kelly Hudson&lt;/a&gt;. If you have a sec, &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Untopical_News_Reporter"&gt;Digg&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="520" height="410"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YliwQqQIjj0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YliwQqQIjj0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="410"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-9151887578789990013?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/9151887578789990013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/04/untopical-man-on-street-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/9151887578789990013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/9151887578789990013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/04/untopical-man-on-street-2.html' title='UnTopical Man on the Street 2'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-8445158751541742694</id><published>2009-03-26T11:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T20:51:05.585-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rand on a Stick</title><content type='html'>Last night I was in a sketch on &lt;a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/"&gt;Late Night with Jimmy Fallon&lt;/a&gt; with &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/9515"&gt;Dan Klein&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/12316"&gt;Arthur Meyer&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1646177/"&gt;Morgan Murphy&lt;/a&gt; and written by the real funny &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3355350/"&gt;Mike Dicenzo&lt;/a&gt;. In it, we sold &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayn_Rand"&gt;Ayn Rand&lt;/a&gt; books in the audience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="530" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/XAsoilmEPn4H34T0XiNn7w/635/857"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/XAsoilmEPn4H34T0XiNn7w/635/857" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"  width="530" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, here are a few &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35213841@N02/sets/72157615863391279/"&gt;more pics&lt;/a&gt; from the shoot. It was especially great to see &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Questlove"&gt;?uestlove&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Thought"&gt;Black Thought&lt;/a&gt; up close of the Legendary Roots Crew who are two of my favorite musicians.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-8445158751541742694?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/8445158751541742694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/03/rand-on-stick.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/8445158751541742694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/8445158751541742694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/03/rand-on-stick.html' title='Rand on a Stick'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-6285216337735110401</id><published>2009-03-23T01:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T22:06:16.757-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm Into Bad Stand-Up Comedians..."</title><content type='html'>I'm really excited to announce that I have some totally new phone sex pranks coming out! This time, they'll all be animated and should be released starting in early April! I'm collaborating with the guys over at &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com"&gt;CollegeHumor&lt;/a&gt; and the man at the helm of the animation will be the awesome &lt;a href="http://www.danmeth.com"&gt;Dan Meth&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime, I have a totally NEW prank for you below, where I told the phone sex girl that I was into "Bad Stand-Up Comedians".  To be honest, this girl seemed as into it as a dead fish, but I think that kind of played into the terrible stand-up bit.  Surprisingly, she's pretty on point with her ability to come up with "bad" material. If you'd like to see her live, she's going to be playing the "Laugh Zone Comedy Club" all week. If you have a sec, &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/The_Weirdest_Fetish_Ever"&gt;Digg it&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and since this blog is pretty new, I figured now would be a good time (if you haven't heard them before) to post links to some of my older prank calls: &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIQl9HjZxBI"&gt;I'm into Clowns&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsXtlvuOcdE"&gt;I'm into Jewish Mother Stereotypes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4q7oPeeHs"&gt;I'm into Old-Timey Barbers&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JinvH8RdIYs"&gt;I'm into Clippy&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="520" height="410"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MUVA5RuDxkM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MUVA5RuDxkM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="410"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-6285216337735110401?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/6285216337735110401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/03/im-into-bad-stand-up-comedians.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/6285216337735110401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/6285216337735110401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/03/im-into-bad-stand-up-comedians.html' title='&quot;I&apos;m Into Bad Stand-Up Comedians...&quot;'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-7382425427575452581</id><published>2009-03-02T23:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T07:35:52.671-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hello TV Guide</title><content type='html'>My &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898719"&gt;Sayid Stand-Up&lt;/a&gt; short got written up in the latest issue of TV Guide. The blurb is below.  And here's the &lt;a href="http://www.iknowgil.com/images/TVGuideLarge.jpg"&gt;entire pic&lt;/a&gt; from the magazine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.iknowgil.com/images/TVGuideSmall.jpg"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-7382425427575452581?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/7382425427575452581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/03/hello-tv-guide.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/7382425427575452581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/7382425427575452581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/03/hello-tv-guide.html' title='Hello TV Guide'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-5441927425655066430</id><published>2009-02-18T11:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T09:26:52.556-08:00</updated><title type='text'>UnTopical Man on the Street</title><content type='html'>Here's hopefully the first of a few videos from a series I call "Untopical Man on the Street." I went around and asked passersby about stuff that's not in the news anymore or relevant at all. Oh, really? You're not nervous about Y2K?  It was shot by &lt;a href="http://www.chubbyskinnykids.com/"&gt;Dan Gregor&lt;/a&gt; and edited by &lt;a href="http://www.willhines.net/"&gt;Will Hines&lt;/a&gt;. If you have a sec, &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/UnTopical_Man_on_the_Street#"&gt;Digg&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="520" height="410"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7pm426xRn3A&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7pm426xRn3A&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="520" height="410"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-5441927425655066430?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/5441927425655066430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/untopical-man-on-street.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/5441927425655066430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/5441927425655066430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/untopical-man-on-street.html' title='UnTopical Man on the Street'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-1738586622027711901</id><published>2009-02-08T18:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T16:27:21.855-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Really Confusing TV Intro</title><content type='html'>Oh, hi. I've got another video for you guys!  This film below was written and shot by my good friends &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/eric"&gt;Eric Appel&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/162"&gt;Ben Rodgers&lt;/a&gt; as a &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/"&gt;Funny or Die Exclusive&lt;/a&gt;.  It's a parody of TV shows with really confusing TV intros. It has a bunch of UCB people in it and I play the captain at the end. Below that video is another - the actual intro that the short was based on.  It may be equally as ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, speaking of confusing TV, click &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35213841@N02/sets/72157613529027410/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for some extra stills from the LOST &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898719"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt; I made. Big thanks to a few people who mentioned the vid in their blogs too: &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/02/would_sayid_from_lost_be_any_g.html"&gt;NY Mag&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/02/02/before-they-get-sale-amy-poehler-elizabeth-banks-and-george-carlin/"&gt;Comedy Central Insider&lt;/a&gt; and the LOST blog, &lt;a href="http://lostfanfic.blogspot.com/2009/02/sayid-from-lost-bombs-at-stand-up-by.html"&gt;Dark UFO&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_1e01f75c6f" width="550" height="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=1e01f75c6f"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed flashvars="key=1e01f75c6f" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_1e01f75c6f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="550" height="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the amazing intro the previous video was based on called - "Shades of LA":&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="550" height="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uKxW9m2WuWk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uKxW9m2WuWk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="550" height="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-1738586622027711901?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/1738586622027711901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/really-confusing-tv-intro.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/1738586622027711901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/1738586622027711901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/really-confusing-tv-intro.html' title='Really Confusing TV Intro'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-910589550813121916</id><published>2009-02-03T21:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T22:46:06.687-08:00</updated><title type='text'>DP Ruins Terminator Trailer</title><content type='html'>Hi guys - Check out this video I wrote and am in - directed by the awesome &lt;a href="http://www.willhines.net/"&gt;Will Hines&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now you must have heard the Christian Bale &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5144788/christian-bale-just-screaming-crazily-at-everyone?skyline=true&amp;s=x"&gt;rant&lt;/a&gt;.  Here is a video based on that -- It's the DP of the new Terminator movie ruining all the takes of the trailer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me know what you think!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="550" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_5b4af42bff"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=5b4af42bff" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed width="550" height="400" flashvars="key=5b4af42bff" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_5b4af42bff" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-910589550813121916?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/910589550813121916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/dp-ruins-terminator-trailer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/910589550813121916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/910589550813121916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/02/dp-ruins-terminator-trailer.html' title='DP Ruins Terminator Trailer'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-1445721090669745670</id><published>2009-01-19T15:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T17:21:00.652-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sayid from Lost bombs at Stand-Up</title><content type='html'>Here's a short film I made that came straight out of my one-person show. It was written by me and was produced and directed by the wonderful gang over at collegehumor.com. It also stars he hilarious &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Moynihan"&gt;Bobby Moynihan&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Moynihan"&gt;Saturday Night Live&lt;/a&gt;. If you have a minute, Digg it &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Sayid_from_Lost_Does_Stand_Up"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1898719&amp;fullscreen=1" width="520" height="330" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1898719&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1898719&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="520" height="330"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-1445721090669745670?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/1445721090669745670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/01/hi-there-world.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/1445721090669745670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/1445721090669745670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/01/hi-there-world.html' title='Sayid from Lost bombs at Stand-Up'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2067989229247977225.post-4917747146399428607</id><published>2009-01-18T14:38:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T17:03:58.798-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to my website!</title><content type='html'>Oh, hi.  I'm pretty excited to launch my new website.  It should be a home for all my short films and other comedy stuff I do.  Get excited. Get very excited.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2067989229247977225-4917747146399428607?l=www.iknowgil.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/4917747146399428607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/01/good-gold.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/4917747146399428607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2067989229247977225/posts/default/4917747146399428607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.iknowgil.com/2009/01/good-gold.html' title='Welcome to my website!'/><author><name>Gil Ozeri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09697496546125480191</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16204367347834922330'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>